Why I left the Office and created “Twitter Bait”
Posted by wayne atherton | Posted in Twitter Marketing, twittervlog | Posted on 08-02-2010
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After the acting career was over.
I had to come up with something good
I knew i had the skills necessary to work from home. I was basically very good at being lazy .
I loved shootin the breeze with people and I was smart enough to source cheap staplers from China at a dollar each and i knew offices bought them at 5 dollars Hey if i could just tell enough people about it id be rich.
My audition sucked read on for the whole episode…..
So along came twitter and boom I had an idea i would get thousands of followers and just spam everyone you know like buy my staplers cool instant millionaire…… read on
Two weeks later and boy life was good er actually sucked.
I had a garage full of staplers and my twitter account was shutdown. AND I WAS BROKE
Then that night I had a vision and in that vision the tweeter bird came too me and said
“You must obey the Twitter commandments be social and network and if you do you shall truly inherit the worm!”
That very morning at 3pm i jumped out of bed (tripped over an empty jack daniels bottle and got straight to work.Thus Twitter Bait was born
Eureka riches were at last within my grasp “The lazy man shall reap the rewards”
and so with untold wealth and riches fame and fortune at last bestowed upon me (alas no oscar)
I had another vison and in that vison the twitter bird came to be again ans thus he spake
Tom Smart you have created a wonderous thing now ye must share it with the world go forth and multiply thyself (what) sell it to the massess stupid
And so it became and the coming was good and yes hsall have it upon you too
Get it here Twitter bait Software a twitter marketing phenomenon











